I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
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