I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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