Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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