More tranny stories later!
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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