if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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