sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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