Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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