So I live in the area code, and my ex told me stories about when he was drunk and would stick his penis in foreign objects. I instantly thought of him >.>
massive penis envy going on on this end. if i had a penis i'd stick it in bread, yogurt, butter, inbetweent the sofa cushins, a hole in the wall, a teddy bear, your moms mouth, cake, pudding, pie, ur dads asshole, your sister, the glove box, elmo's ear oh yeah..and i'd masterbate every day of my life.
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