But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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