No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
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