Dual....:-)
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
where are my eyebrows?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Randomize
