On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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