with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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