so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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