Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
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