Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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