Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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