Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize