# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
We're too hungover to prance.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
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