elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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