I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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