Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
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