your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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