Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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