I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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