I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
soo... how was my night?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Randomize
