dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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