I want to walk on stilts...naked
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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