You made me cry and you don't even care
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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