so that wasnt chicken after all
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Randomize
