Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
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