brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
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