you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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