so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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