So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Randomize
