I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
Randomize
