Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Farmville is her only friend.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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