We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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