Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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