Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
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