Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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