i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
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