whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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