come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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