You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Ikea night.
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there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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