I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
that is very illegal...i love you.
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