i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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