how can u be prego again
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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