Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
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