some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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