She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
babies were throwing up all over the place
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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