What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Randomize