You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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