just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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