Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
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