Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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