it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Randomize
