Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize